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So, the other night, at my new job at the Medical Experimentation Lab, I was sweeping the floor in one of the labs. On one counter was a little petrie dish and on the label it said "Gluteus Maximus"

As I walked by, I heard a little voice say: "I hope Obama gets elected President."

I stopped and looked at the Petrie dish because it seemed the voice came from there.

I looked closely.

"Oh, you're a little behind", I said.

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