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Snow snow snow

It's snowing.

It's getting cold

Is gorna RAIN

Middle of the night and its still 23

It's really hot outside.

French Fries at Five are Fine.

The Origin of Consciousness in the Mashup of the Online Mind.

Pride is easy to swallow when you can't afford a drink with which to wash it down.

That's not hot, that's...okay, hot.

Water whipped wisps of wandering waste

Pizza at 6pm is good too

Rain The bane Of basements: flooded Snow Won't go A Springtime abated

I'm broke, and so's my old coffee machine.

BREAKING NEWS! This just in! SHOCKING ! Hot off the fingertips! Confirmed reports from the ground indicate that it is snowing. That is all.

I'm a parking lot Come in and park Your car or truck I don't give a fuck I'm a parking lot

I had my cake, and ate it, too. No lie. Well, not the whole, truth. Just a quick note to say I ate an eighth.

Just more atmospheric excrement of a particular kind.

"a month's worth of snow fell in a few hours." "About 32 per cent of your annual snowfall occurs after Feb. 22. You have shovelled about two-thirds of it on average, but you still have a third to go." David Phillips, Environment Canada's senior climatologist. We got about 48 cm, or just under 20 inches of snow.

Snow. Huh. What is it good for? from my front window. the bottom of the door is about 3 feet above ground They even closed the ski hills!

It snowed again and its snowing still and its going to snow for awhile longer. Standing inside, looking out my front window, the snow is up to belly button level.

Pizza at 6am is good.

Many points to the future.

So, the other night, at my new job at the Medical Experimentation Lab, I was sweeping the floor in one of the labs. On one counter was a little petrie dish and on the label it said "Gluteus Maximus" As I walked by, I heard a little voice say: "I hope Obama gets elected President." I stopped and looked at the Petrie dish because it seemed the voice came from there. I looked closely. "Oh, you're a little behind", I said.

The local aardvark alert functionality is nearly complete. Until then, please ignore aardvarks in your local area

Well, almost once a year . Musta been the leap second windows bug with unix epoch or something.

I am compelled to confirm that I have, as yet, not formed an opinion on whether or not "Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles is a good song to listen to while walking on a snow and ice covered sidewalk, specifically when the temperature is on the wrong side of -15 C.