Isuckatwritingblogs

It's Christmas day. It's snowing. I sent a letter to Santa asking for more talent to write blogs. Got a reply from Santa that I suck at writing letters to Santa too. At least he knows I suck at writing blogs. One more person crossed off MY list.

Its raining. Hard. And my basement is flooded. Tried to get my mother to clean it up so I could watch Star Trek.

Just figured out that there are between 1 and 2 million page views of this blog per week.

It's always almost next Friday. It gets closer and closer. Then, suddenly, in a second, it's a week away again, but already getting closer.

Someone said something about linking to, like, idn, stuff

Its snowing.

Women May Enjoy Humor More, if It's Funny - Yahoo! News : "WASHINGTON - The difference between the sexes has long been a rich source of humor. Now it turns out, humor is one of the differences. Women seem more likely than men to enjoy a good joke, mainly because they don't always expect it to be funny." I REALLY laughed when I got to this part: ""It doesn't take a lot of analytical machinery to think someone getting poked in the eye is funny," he commented when asked about humor like the Three Stooges." ...hehehe...poked in the eye...hehehe...

My blog is worth $0.00 . How much is your blog worth?

I think we gonna get a blizzicane. Yup. Storms a' brewin'. Time to bring in the penguins afore they freeze.

Behold my power ! Across the mighty sea I cast my command and minions shall toil. For me they shall assemble a marvelous wand with which SHE can extend her domain. They shall send this device to me, 'lo the miles be many, and it shall seek me and come to me and be in my service.

Its very windy out right now.

Its not raining right now, but it probably will later.

Its raining.

If laughter is the best medicine, why don't a bunch of us go down to New Orleans and stand around and laugh for awhile? Then we could come home.

Maybe if I write all the possible bad entries, the next one will HAVE to be good. Ok, that means that if this is the last post I write, the next one I write WILL BE GOOD.

Once I tried to intentionally write a bad blog entry, thinking that if I badly wrote a bad entry, than the badtivity would cancel out. The result should be at least neutral. It wasn't. It was just bad. The same as all the others.

The sun comes up and THEN it gets colder. At least the rain stopped.

Its still raining and not very cold out.

It actually got warmer last night. The night's low was higher than the day's high. Now its raining.

Its warmer out now, but I think it'll get colder again tonight.

Its cold out.

It runs like a baseball bat.

A few years ago, I was living in a high rise apartment building. I was sitting on my balcony reading a book and enjoying a nice spring day. I heard sirens coming towards me and noticed an accident at the intersection down the block. Police, Fire, Ambulance and Tow trucks. Scurrying around. Within 10 minutes, the intersection was cleared and things were back to normal. It was as if it had never happened. It reminded me of ants.

At least its a chance to use modern technology and industry to rebuild a city. It *could* be awesome, but probably won't.

Upon further review, it is judged that I still suck at writing blogs.

The Meaning of American Life is to be a good consumer. It's that simple. The American infrastructure and culture support this life style. The American Government defends and depends on the laws and morals which value money more than individuals. It is not respect for human life and dignity that motivates government goodwill, but rather how it will affect the American consumer's ability to consume. THE long term effects that really matter, concerning hurricane Katrina 2005, are the effects on "the economy". Around 1 million jobless, according to current best-guesstimates-ish untold businesses destroyed inventory losses oil production and refinery capacity reduced food exports/imports affect on Mississippi traffic All those newly homeless can not be easily assimilated or accommodated once relocated. etc why is looting during such an emergency considered so bad? Why do "they" also protect business locations while rescue operations are ongoing? How will the US ...

Mardi Gras 2006 should be a goal. Whatever the state of repairs down south, we should have that celebration. It would be to remember those lost, our own failures in dealing with this catastrophe, and to celebrate life.

The Acadians should be doing more to help. AND France should be "given" the French Quarter to rebuild.

Huricane Katrina is going to be a catalyst or something for Google Earth.

This might push me towards a decent post: About Huricane Katrina in 2005: 1) The Acadians should be doing more to help. 2) The should be playing "New Orleans is Sinking" by the Tragically Hip and use royalties to help the US South 3) The US economy is geared to keeping as many Americans as possible buying stuff. 4) This is going to suck for a large part of the world. 5) Fats Domino (Ain't that a shame : Blueberry Hill) is currently missing. ... hmmmm.... ...thinking i still suck at writing blogs.

I bet that even if I used some fancy formatting, I would still suck at writing blogs.

Man, I'm glad I'm not in New Orleans or any of those areas around there. I'd probably have my first good post, and be unable to post it.

The first letter of each of the first three posts start with the letter "i". If I didn't suck at writing blogs, I could probably make an interesting post about that.

Would it be better if I made a list of everyone? I could cross their names off when I'm sure that they know that I suck at writing blogs.

Isuckatwritingblogs It must be true.

I'm thinking that if I didn't suck at writing blogs, that this post would be better.

I do. Thought it might be useful information that should be out there.