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I am worth mininum wage, and you are not. It costs less to keep me alive. Don't worry about the layoffs. I'm sure you'll be fine, even 'tho you cost more.

Spent two days looking for my moustache. Turns out it was right under my nose the whole time.

It's Christmas day. It's snowing. I sent a letter to Santa asking for more talent to write blogs. Got a reply from Santa that I suck at writing letters to Santa too. At least he knows I suck at writing blogs. One more person crossed off MY list.

Its raining. Hard. And my basement is flooded. Tried to get my mother to clean it up so I could watch Star Trek.

Just figured out that there are between 1 and 2 million page views of this blog per week.

It's always almost next Friday. It gets closer and closer. Then, suddenly, in a second, it's a week away again, but already getting closer.

Someone said something about linking to, like, idn, stuff

Its snowing.

Women May Enjoy Humor More, if It's Funny - Yahoo! News : "WASHINGTON - The difference between the sexes has long been a rich source of humor. Now it turns out, humor is one of the differences. Women seem more likely than men to enjoy a good joke, mainly because they don't always expect it to be funny." I REALLY laughed when I got to this part: ""It doesn't take a lot of analytical machinery to think someone getting poked in the eye is funny," he commented when asked about humor like the Three Stooges." ...hehehe...poked in the eye...hehehe...

My blog is worth $0.00 . How much is your blog worth?

I think we gonna get a blizzicane. Yup. Storms a' brewin'. Time to bring in the penguins afore they freeze.

Behold my power ! Across the mighty sea I cast my command and minions shall toil. For me they shall assemble a marvelous wand with which SHE can extend her domain. They shall send this device to me, 'lo the miles be many, and it shall seek me and come to me and be in my service.

Its very windy out right now.

Its not raining right now, but it probably will later.

Its raining.

If laughter is the best medicine, why don't a bunch of us go down to New Orleans and stand around and laugh for awhile? Then we could come home.

Maybe if I write all the possible bad entries, the next one will HAVE to be good. Ok, that means that if this is the last post I write, the next one I write WILL BE GOOD.

Once I tried to intentionally write a bad blog entry, thinking that if I badly wrote a bad entry, than the badtivity would cancel out. The result should be at least neutral. It wasn't. It was just bad. The same as all the others.

The sun comes up and THEN it gets colder. At least the rain stopped.

Its still raining and not very cold out.